Why are zombies so thin?

zombie weight loss apocalypseQuestion: Why are zombies so thin? Because they don’t eat fast food! With season 4 of The Walking Dead having started, as well as with Halloween approaching, isn’t it about time to get into that out-run-the-walkers shape? The point is, the slower you go, the easier it is to become dinner to the re-dead.

Is it just me, or do Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln) and Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus) in season 4 of The Walking Dead look a little more fit than they did in season 3? I guess they’ve figured out from Michonne (Danai Gurira) that fit keeps you alive.

What slows you down? Simply put, extra pounds hold you back. Eating a healthy balance of carbs, fats, and protein, along with cardio and light to moderate weight training, will keep you from becoming an easy target for those pesky Atlanta walkers… If you keep yourself from eating fast food, thus becoming faster in general, who knows? Maybe then, you will not only survive the Zombie Apocalypse, but the new way of eating will be… LOVE AT FIRST BITE HA HA HA HA

Author: Rachel Eisner

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